John Dies at the End

John Dies at the End

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You should not have touched this book with your bare hands.

NO, don't put it down. It's too late.

They're watching you.

My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.

You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye.

The only defense is knowledge. You need to read John Dies at the End, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.

The important thing is this:

The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension.

John and I never had the chance to say no.

You still do.

Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we'll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.

I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:

None of this is was my fault.

Product Details

  • Series: John Dies at the End (Book 1)
  • Paperback: 496 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin’s Griffin; Media tie-in edition (December 24, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 9781250035950
  • ISBN-13: 978-1250035950
  • ASIN: 1250035953
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 1.2 x 8.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 15 ounces
  • Customer Reviews: 4.3 out of 5 stars1,839 customer ratings

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